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doctorandmein221b:

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

MOOOMMMM

jerkidiot:

do u ever take a selfie and don’t know what to do with ur hands??

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well here are some suggestions to take a great selfie with no awkward hand!

1. hold a fake dog

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2. hold a real cat

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3. puppet show!

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4. read a good book

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5. (if u like it then u should have) put a ring on it

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6. smoke em out with ur hot deck

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and finally 7. pose with the greatest film series of all time

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i hope this helps you all to take great selfies! 

"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"

jadedfalling:

alisonofagun:

things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)

i always just say things like “shit happens” because it does and it gives nothing away but is a perfectly valid answer

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested
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pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

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